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Raccoon Sky Pirates

Raccoon Sky Pirates

New, boxed set. Purchase includes a custom printed cardboard box containing: one 56 page, 8.5" x 5.5 " zine, b&w throughout; one 54-card deck; and one custom 12-sided die. PDF included.

 

Flying a ship takes coordination and discipline. Unfortunately, you're a bunch of raccoons...

 

Chittering, baggy-pants, ring-tailed burglars. You and your friends have built an implausible floating ship in the junkyard, and tonight you'll fly it across town to the suburbs in search of better trash.

 

Together, you'll navigate the treacherous neighborhoods, find a ripe, free-standing house with cable internet, steal as much as you can carry, and fend off the Neighborhood Watch—all while trying not to explode. In Raccoon Sky Pirates, it's all for one and one for all.

 

Raccoon Sky Pirates is a tabletop role-playing game for 3 to 6 players that takes about three hours to play. Take to the skies, loot a suburban home of all the trash you can carry, and escape into the night, while trying to keep your ship from exploding.

 

  • Pick your raccoon or other trash animal—possums, rats, pigeons and roaches are all available.
  • Design your gorgeous, rattletrap flying ship.
  • Roll to see what you do, then narrate a moment based on your roll.
  • Play Complications Cards to rescue a disastrous moment—but watch out, you’re asking for trouble in the future.
  • Watch the Disaster Track tick up in the house and on the ship.
  • In five clearly defined scenes, fly to the suburbs, get into the house, steal everything you can, fly back to the junkyard, and divvy up the loot.

 

Each box contains:

  • the 56-page zine, full of whimsical drawings in lavish black and white
  • the Deck of Complications, ready to throw a wrench into the works
  • a bonus 12-sided raccoon die, with a raccoon face on the 12

…all shipped in a handsome white box with the zine’s front cover printed on it. The deck and the die come individually wrapped in recycled brown paper, so they’ll make the trip to you safely.

 

"Raccoon Sky Pirates is delightfully off-kilter! It knows exactly the experience it is promising, and it delivers. Pilot a janky-ass flying trash barge! Panic and make terrible choices! Steal a shiny toaster! This is madcap fun." - Avery Alder, author of Monsterhearts, Dream Askew and The Quiet Year

“It has everything you could want in an RPG: raccoons, pirates, a flying ship, 200 pieces of trash with limitless uses, chaos, a mad dash through the house chased by humans, and an aerial battle with a zeppelin.” - Lowell Francis Founder of The Gauntlet online role-playing community

 

 

    $24.95Price

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